Spend money to make money? Speculate to accumulate. No thanks. Just invest in our new ICO venture, #DreamCoin. Why? Because there are absolutely no flaws or vulnerabilities in investing in crazy pretend digital money.
That’s right, after much careful deliberation and detailed strategic planning, we at Starttech are preparing to launch an #ICO. A new and exciting corporate #cryptocurrency, we are calling it #DreamCoin as mentioned but will trade it as #DRC.
Solving real problems while making a sh**load of cash with cryptocurrency
With #DRC, we aim to address the fundamental problem of over-concentration of wealth, as the purchasing value of funds accumulated in #DRC will decline proportionally to time passed from wealth accumulation.
Interestingly, and fundamental to the #DRC value proposition, the declining pace will be calculated with a proprietary complex algorithm designed in our experts in our Labs.
As you understand, we have come up with a great way of solving a huge modern day problem. And we are laughing in the face of careful risk assessment and intelligent investment in the process. This is the kind of cryptocurrency never before seen.
The #DRC motto is simple. All you need is the right information to make a ton of money. Many think this approach is disastrous but it’s their loss. Clearly cryptocurrency-mania is legit as sh**.
Huge piles of non-existent cash could be yours
Throw caution to the wind
In case you are a little cautious of investing in a completely unregulated means by which funds are raised for a new cryptocurrency venture, don’t be. I mean what could go wrong? You can’t lose. Well you can, but let’s not bicker and argue about who will lose what for the time being. Be part of this disruptive, innovative digital era tool. It’s awesome.
I mean, it’s not as if any of these mostly successful ICO schemes are actually fraudulent. Anyone who says that they are is just jealous because they haven’t invested in them – yet!
Our CEO Dimtris Tsingos had this to say about the company’s exciting new venture into ICO territory.
“ICO’s like ours blow a raspberry in the face of the concept that you have to work hard to achieve success these days,” he said.
“It’s far more attractive and much easier to fall into this frivolous gambling psychology,” adds Tsingos. “We’re supremely confident that our cryptocurrency venture is bound to pay off and not at all end in tears, financial ruin and probably homelessness when the bubble bursts.”
The time is now!
So there you have it ladies and gentlemen. The message with our launch of #DRC is clear. Success is not about planning, method, persistence, consistency, etc. It’s mostly about being ridiculously lucky. Or in this case, about being in the right place, in the right time and investing in the right kind of cryptocurrency ICO.
So, get on it. Watch out for #DRC. It’s coming at you like a deadly tsunami. A tsunami flooded (pun intended) with opportunity. Your way of getting rich quick, risk-free is here. Contact us for details.
*DISCLAIMER. We may or may not be joking. You decide. Have a great week ahead!
